Don’t get me wrong, I love a gladiator. I wish I had one that worked. I spent $650 on these Giuseppe Zanotti Women’s Gladiator Sandal last year and they just never worked. They always made me feel like Big Foot when I put them on, Maybe its the size 9 I sport, or the skinny ankle/wide foot ratio I was born with. But a gladiator with a high heel, like the Sergio Rossi Momo... 

Dear Christian, This is just to say I won’t be involved with you anymore. This relationship has been too painful. I must admit, I tried so hard to live up to your image. But the night I wore these to my daughters wedding, they slipped off my heels as I walked her down the aisle and left me hobbling like an old lady. I almost threw them in the wishing well. It wasn’t the first time you caused... 

It’s early fall and already the stores are starting to put great things on sale. With all the news about the economy you’d think the sky was falling. If it is, I want to be in a great pair of boots. My news says that the ankle boot will stick around longer than my 401k. And damn it, I still want something fun and sexy. These booties are just the ticket for my Wall Street Blues. Wear them... 

This week everyone is veering to the side of practicality. Let’s face it, a good boot will cost you a good bit. There’s nothing sexier than a woman in a knee high black boot, and nothing more irritating than an expensive boot that sits in your closet because you can’t walk in it. That’s why these Dior Cannage Boots are my pick of the week. Not only are they drop dead gorgeous,... 

As much as the fashion naysayers would like to imagine the gladiator trend as part of fashion history, it’s alive and well and coming in for resort 2008. Gladiators are here to stay. Tory Burch had the sense to put her emblem inside the shoe this time. This one is priced right and fabulous. Women are still wearing sandals well into fall. The beauty of this one is the softened crackled leather... 

They’ve been talked about and blogged about and they starred in Sex And The City. They’ve been waited for on waiting lists by the most illustrious fashionistas. They’re expensive and elaborate and as high-heeled as it gets. Every woman with a pair of skinny leg jeans or a pretty frock or an evening gown has to own them, no matter who or how she has to swindle. Use all of your feminine guiles... 

It seems designers got together and said, “What crazy things can we slap on shoes for these crazy ladies to buy at these utterly crazy prices? How about some flying buttresses, or some gargoyles? How about some knickknacks and doodads?” And I’ve been hating all of them. I just didn’t get it. Until I saw these Miu Miu Platform Pumps. Now I understand. I’ve seen the light; Miu Miu’s most... 

My alter ego, Francesca The Tango Dancer, is packing these as we speak. She’s leaving tonight for her trip to Buenos Aires with Pedro Garcia. A slingback pump that will hold steady on the cobblestone streets by day. A sexy t-strap for the mysterious dancehalls she’ll be skulking by night. She abides by no rules except one: Always look sexy. $468, My Theresa  Read More →