We love fashion that doesn’t make a whole lot of sense – like open-toed boots in the dead of winter, right alongside short-sleeved sweaters and coats. We’ve even taken a liking to fur bikinis (thank you Lil’ Kim). Which is why we’re taken with these Opening Ceremony Cork Print Shorts. They don’t make practical sense – you’ll look like you’re wearing an industrial material around your bottom – but they’re just so darn cute! They’re not made of real cork, of course – that would just be crazy! (After all, we’re not Lady Gaga wearing meat dresses; we’re all regular women.) They’re cork printed cotton (short) shorts, featuring 5 pockets and a button front closure. You might ask, “Why would I want to wear cork print shorts?” And our response: “Why would you not?”

Buy for $242 at shopbop.com

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